HeatWolves!

Tried to send out invites last night, last minute as usual, yet no one’s received them yet.

Anyway, we’re starting around 1:30ish, whenever The Dropkicks (Shanghai punk band; their farewell show) finish, then playing until sunrise.

It’s free, and we’re going to destroy the new sound system at LoGO (13 Xingfu Lu, near Fahuazhen Lu).

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As for music today, it’s rap again. Why? In the words of my roommate, “Living in China without a car and shit is mad ill, but sometimes I really miss driving around bumping rap music with the windows down and screaming at people.”

This time it’s a track from the same city as The Wire - Baltimore.

Bump dat’ shit.

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MullyMan - I Go Harder (Than Baltimore)

Though it seldom happens these days, after nearly two years in China, my All-Clad stomach, capable of digesting the most dubious dishes (live shrimp, gelated pig’s blood, snake baijiu, ox tripe, etc), still occasionally encounters something truly fierce in the middle kingdom.

Not sure exactly what exactly caused this, likely the Lan Zhou (Muslim minority from Gansu province) noodles with potato, mushroom, and beef sauce or the pork dumplings from Si Hai LongXia (Overseas Dragon, a Taiwanese chain).

So no work today. No food either, sans bananas, apple juice, and white rice. Sometimes I weigh the long-term health consequences of living in Shanghai vs. my hedonistic/absurdly luxurious lifestyle, then conclude that by the time long-term health problems arise, the world will either be underwater or taken over by giant robots, a la Terminator Salvation.

Seriously though, I’m pretty cynical about the future, even with Obeezie in the White House.

But there’s disco, and if I do end up playing tonight, this is a taste of what I’m spinning on that tip.

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Sylvester - You Make Me Feel

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Diana Ross - Love Hangover

I guess every other blog is blocked right now, so no choice but to read mine.

Originally, I planned to remove that A-Trak mix today, out of respect for dude’s hustle. But wait, fuck A-Trak…he didn’t even play last night. In fact, he didn’t even show up. He just called the venue and gave some vague excuse about not feeling well, concern about swine flu (seriously), and then declared that he planned to “stay in his hotel room with a woman.”

Everyone went to the warehouse party anyway, which felt exactly how a warehouse rave should. Dark, smokey, hot, violent bass… Definitely proper techno toward the end, which turned some people off. Most folks can’t handle dancing too far outside their musical comfort zone. Plus the heat…jesus. People really need to start hosting more daytime pool parties.

Oh wait, there’s one today, tomorrow, and Sunday. Free, with a solid DJ (Trix) spinning.

99 Nandan Dong Lu, Building 6, Apartment 602 (ten minute walk from the Xujiahui Metro)

On the roof. Planning on heading there soon. Apparently people should bring their own meat and drinks.

After big nights out, I like to sleep in places other than my house. Sometimes I head for the hard bed of a massage parlor, but today I napped in the grass at Jing An park. I woke up to some bizarre photo shoot, about ten middle-aged Shanghainese men, sticking their ostentatious and obtrusive lenses in the faces of these young girls with big eyes and robot smiles. I watched this go down for about twenty-five minutes, baffled. No change of outfits, so probably wasn’t a fashion shoot…maybe just a odd hobby of rich Chinese.

I’ve heard stranger. My friend went with a business partner to this big dinner party. Each guy got a beautiful personal servant, who, after serving steak, proceeded to give their respective man blow jobs under the table for the duration of the meal.

This song - ain’t it true?

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The Trips - Love Can’t Be Modernized

Turtle friend from the exotic pet/plant market right around the corner from my house. I seriously encounter three or four pet-buying opportunities every day, some more bizarre than others. Unfortunately, animal rights remains a foreign concept to most here and it’s not uncommon to see hawkers with boxes of puppies with unnatural fur colors/pink rabbits/mini-ducks/unidentifiable species outside of the subway station or on popular shopping streets. Hopefully this dries up sometime in the next five - ten years, as the middle class becomes more aware and perhaps ethical.

Real quick post tonight, so down to business. In case you haven’t heard, the warehouse party is at…

2/f, 600 Guilin Lu
Near Qinzhou Bei Lu
(Next door to the bathhouse)

Tonight, starting at 11:00, going until…?

It’s free, with cheap drinks. Oh, and it’s put on by VOID, a crew with a first-rate track record of throwing parties. Don’t experience this through someone’s Facebook photos the next day.

Came up on a space mountain of music the other day thanks to a mainline into the infamous Sacco Vanzetti’s collection. Northern Soul = making white people dance.

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Moses Dillard - Pretty as a Picture

From my esl writing class, mostly Japanese students. I assigned them to create a superhero and a villain over the weekend and got some stellar work.

A separate assignment, but I feel compelled to share this essay.