Street Beat

So the last time I posted, I was about to embark on a journey on a Greyhound bus, one of the world’s sketchier forms of public transportation. That was three weeks ago, maybe a little more.

Well I didn’t die. I’m back in Shanghai, trying so hard to keep my cool with the most frustrating internet since the days of waiting literally twenty-five minutes to download a single song in 128kbs on the original Napster.

I’m stealing Internet from Krispy Kreme. I want to eat a doughnut but don’t wanna go downstairs to buy it. Also, there’s an unusually large number of Japanese people here. “Aeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!?”

I bought a ton of vinyl on my trip back to the States. Lots of funk. Found an amazing track by one of my favorite producers, Larry Levan, that I’m posting today. Proof that dance music doesn’t need a high BPM to move the floor.

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Taana Gardner - Heartbeat

public transports

How does America lag so, so far behind the developing world in terms of public transportation?* Today I need to get from Birmingham, Michigan in metropolitan Detroit to East Lansing, home of Michigan State University, where I’m guest lecturing tomorrow. It’s about 80 miles (129km), or around an hour in a car with decent traffic. The only train option requires riding three hours all the way back to the west side of the state, Battle Creek, waiting for about four hours, then getting on a train back to the East side for an hour.

The public transportation in metro Detroit is definitely designed to keep black people out of the largely white suburbs.According to Google Maps’ public transportation guide, it would take me an hour and twenty minutes, including three transfers, to take the bus six miles (9.65km), as the crow flies, from the Greyhound station in Southfield to Birmingham.

It’s ridiculous that countries like China, Malaysia, and Korea have efficient mass transit lines while the American legislature just can’t get this done. Chicago - Detroit, that’s a terrible five hour drive on I-94, an absolute death-trap in the winter.

Luckily, I’m taking a Greyhound bus. For those unfamiliar with the Greyhound (not to be confused with the high-speed racing dog breed with an emaciated appearance), it’s a pretty sketchy bus that goes between cities in America. Most people in America drive so people who ride the Greyhound include migrant workers, convicted criminals who’ve lost their drivers license, folk down on their luck, and schizophrenics on their way to deliver “important messages” to “important people” on the other side of the country.

Absolute classic track up today From Holland’s Fox The Fox. Out in 1984…Italo??? Disco???? House???? Irrespective of genre, this shit kills on the late night tip, breakfast time, ML time, whenever. The 12″ version includes some essential breaks in the middle around the 4:00 mark. So, so good.

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Fox The Fox - Precious Little Diamond
*Clearly pressure from the American auto industry combined with suburbanization, the American dream of automobile ownership, and racism stopped any possibility of an efficient and comprehensive mass transit system in the post-WWII era. How was Japan able to build all those bullet trains, even with their respective auto industry? Geography…

So cold in The D…

For the next few days, I’m staying in a posh, white outer layer of The D - Birmingham, one of Michigan’s last bastions of prosperity. Though I’m several miles from the actual city of Detroit, this video whisks me back to those cold, grimy street corners where I got robbed my senior year of college.

Though I won’t recap that whole robbery story, I did lose a bag of cookies, $500, a watch, a Nextel cell phone, ingredients for making soup, a series of university textbooks on international relations, chocolate chip cookies, my sweatshirt, the keys to my house in East Lansing, and some tomatoes fresh from the garden. The robbers did not want our car. They also did not want my shoes, which I had recently purchased in San Francisco and thought highly of. I felt slightly offended that after taking even the textbooks, the criminals didn’t consider my shoes fresh enough to jack. Of course, I was clearly in the wrong, wrong place.

Disco Monday: H1NDisco Podcast


To make up for the lack of consistent posts in the last, oh, six months, Heatwolves is keeping it mad, mad real as of late. That includes not only a track post on this Disco Monday, but in fact…an entire Heatwolves podcast.

I’m gonna do this once a week. Keeping it so fresh here right now….

I did this in one take, 70% unplanned, with my Rottweiler sat next to me, staring in the opposite direction, eating air. It’s not quite perfect but some cool mixing happened by accident so I’m posting it.

So so fresh over here in Kalamazoo.

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Heatwolves! - H1NDisco

1. Dirty Pair Opening Intro Theme (1985 Anime Series)
2. Fever Ray - Seven (The Twelves Remix)
3. Modeselektor - Silikon - Siriusmo Remix
4. Charlie -Spacer Woman (Vocal)
5. The Rapture - I Need Your Love (Ewan’s Stay In School Mix)
6. Alexander Robotnick -Obsession For The Disco Freaks - Li’ll Bo Tweak Remix
7. Kool and the Gang -Fresh (SonicC Bootleg Remix)
8. Le Tigre - Deceptacon (DFA Remix)
9. Donna Summer -I Feel Love (Glenn Underground Remix)
10. DreDay - Chat Noir
11. Stacey Q - Two of Hearts
12. Funked Up - No Ditchin (Sferro Remix)
13. Manicured Noise - Metronome (Cousin Cole Remix 5-2)
14. The Pointer Sisters - Send Him Back (Pilooski Edit)
15. Curtis Mayfield - Move On Up (DJ Ayres Baltimore Club Remix)
16. DJ Technics - Mr. Postman
17. Kraftwerk - Tour De France (12 Inch Version)

warp

There’s just no avoiding serious sleep disruption when having one’s biological time tilted thirteen hours counterclockwise. Bed at two, up at seven thirty. Still, a serious improvement from going to bed at 8:30 a.m. then waking up around dinner time. Haven’t done Disco Monday in a while so I’m going to visit the Italo side of disco with this morning’s post. I’ve got access to so much music now that I’m home. Too much, perhaps. Absolutely stellar track that blasts somewhere out into the dimension I’m kind of wandering in now.

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B.W.H. - Livin’ Up (Original Mix)

Bout to make a pot pie, creamed spinach, and some other fine foods. I’ll probably nod off like a narcoleptic at some crucial point in the cooking process.

another

Just ate not-too-Americanized Chinese/Korean food cooked by my favorite local Asian, Uncle David*, the head chef at Chinn Chinn. Probably late seventies/early eighties but all over the kitchen, born in China but grew up in Korea, speaks both languages fluently and combines the cuisines well in an unpretentious manner. For some reason, Mattawan Michigan, this small hick town/white flight magnet next to Kalamazoo filled with bible-beaters, meth cooks, and middle-aged women who wear sweatshirts with photos of large breed dogs, unironically, has some of the best Chinese food/Asian fusion I’ve tasted in America.

Lots of Jesus freaks in the Midwest. The manager of my temporary gym, who cleans in an obsessive-compulsive manner, wearing thick yellow rubber gloves, inquired about my profession in China, then followed-up with “you involved in Christian ministry out there at all?”

“Em, no”

I hope that a society with 5,000 years of history, plush with Buddhism and Confucianism doesn’t get bit by the wacky evangelical bug, like South Korea. Would be a major bummer.

Tangentially related to the topic of the American religious/socially conservative community, I’m going to a Tea Party next week. Not high tea, but a gathering of people from the real America, not to be confused with elites from the coasts. People from “flyover country,” furious with President Obama (a Muslim born in Kenya, in some folks’ mind) and fed up with the federal government spending billions of our dollars and sinking the country further into debt.

This is all explained well and entertaingly in a recent New Yorker article. I’m looking foward to the experience. It’s like in-your-face liberals wilding out at protests, but with conservative folk.

Going ever further back tonight than yesterday’s track. Will get (slightly) more current tomorrow. No introduction needed, The Velvet Underground. I’ve always wanted to play out Sunday Morning as a last, last track on a Saturday night but I never remember.

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The Velvet Underground - Femme Fatale

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The Velvet Underground - Sunday Morning

baked

Back in The States with baked goods that don’t contain hot dogs, sweet cream, or mayonnaise substance. Other countries have more regionally distinctive cuisines than The States, e.g. Sichuan food (spicy, numbing, hotpot) vs Hunan (Spicy). Shanghainese (Oily, Fried) food for example. Looking at Asia as a whole the differences get bigger. What exactly is “American Food,” besides every other country’s food assimilated into one place? BBQ, hamburgers, and pizza come to mind (all of which I enjoy). Actually though,  peanut butter, cereal, cookies qualify too. I gather that Australians and Asian people don’t like peanut butter. And I’m not convinced that any other country can do Mexican right besides Mexico and the States. Anyway, it’s really good to eat American food again.

Spent the first night Stateside in Chicago, and while it’s got great architecture, food, and public transportation*, the city has yet to show me it’s not a colossally powerful magnet for bros. Big Ten bros. The bro factor/ concentration of borderline-retarded yuppies*1, young and old could possibly dwarf the city’s merits.

One of my all-time favorite songs. The intro never gets old. After listening to so much dance music in the last two years, really notice the drummachine disco/proto house style mechanical drumming on here. And the bassline…

Joy Division - Disorder

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*1 These two groups visibly overlap. Often a bro will transform into a borderline-retarded yuppie after getting a girl pregnant by engaging in unprotected sex while drunken on light beer. It differs from accidental pregnancies in the lower classes because the male may be employed by an accounting firm or in another white-collar profession.

*2 I praise Chicago on actually having a functional subway, a rarity in The States. Love for maintained antiquity aside, the Brown Line stopped for a twenty-minute breather over the river yesterday around noon and I consequently missed my train back to Kalamazoo, one in a series of encounters with bad luck experienced during the first twenty hours back.

mixtape rough draft

for my friends. curious what you guys think about this in terms of track selection/pacing/etc.

note, there’s a major disaster at the end and a few volume issues throughout. this is not a finished product.

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HeatWolves HotMix_TheERRORedit

Track List

1. Nick Chacona & Anthony Mansfield - Oh
2. Madonna - Get Into The Groove
3. Michael Jackson - Rock With You (b.cause dee-lite house fix-it)
4. Alan Parsons Project - …Be Like You (The Twelves Re-Edit)
5. Cymande - Brothers on the Slide (Bonar Bradberry mix)
6. Feist - Sea Lion Woman (Sea Lion Woman (Pitto’s Bootleg)
7. Nina Simone - Take Care of Business (Pilooski Remix)
8. Electra - Carrots and Beets
9. Gary Davis -The Professor’s Here (Greg Wilson Remix)
10. Simian Mobile Disco - (Cruel Intentions (Greg Wilson Re-edit)
11. Pineapples featuring Douglas Roop - Come on Closer

escalator peril

The nine-floor shopping mall next to my house switches the directions of the escalators almost weekly. I asked a local friend and she couldn’t come up for any explanation except “to keep it in good maintenance.” All I know is that in the suburban mall I used to terrorize in my hometown, that escalator never switched directions once. I bet if I teleported back there now I’d still find the right side leading me upstairs to the pretzel stand and JC Penny. There’s no more music store. There’s no more arcade (”Pocket Change”) either.

Two tracks I’m really feeling at the moment. Both super sexy/dark with a heavy Chicago feel (although they’re apparently from Canada). Not the highest quality here but email me and I can hook you up with a WAV if you wish.

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Azari and III - Hungry For The Power

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Azari and III - Reckless With Your Love

dubstep

Sometimes I get fed up with electronic music and need to hear something else, and that’s when I bust out the rock and roll albums…London Calling, Remain in Light, Surfer Rosa….

Or something like No Age.

Eventually I want to dance again and I play some music made with a drum machine.

But the times when four-four 808 rhythms don’t work? Dubstep. Not trying to act like this is some brand new genre or something, but I wasn’t really feeling it until I heard it in the club a few weeks ago around 2am. This track kills, but you need volume and bass otherwise it won’t make sense.

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Rusko - Cockney Thug




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